Sunday, April 12, 2009

Just over the line.























Oy. Honestly, you're all excused. I don't really expect anyone to put themselves through this. Some of these are fuckin' fucked up, you know? But I think they're mostly obvious. And there's some good stuff in here too. Maybe I'll continue blathering on about some in the comments, if that seems prudent.

I will leave you with my favorite video description yet found on YouTube. This is pure poetry.

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5 comments:

j.m. said...

The 6th video is already missing.

And, god, i hate the music in those Japanese ones.

Lin Swimmer said...

No, it still works for me. Spandex girls, I believe.

But WHY aren't the titles there? God, I hate you YouTube.

(You're right in that these will be dead links almost immediately, of course.)

j.m. said...

Ah, now it's working for me, too.

Lin Swimmer said...

Okay, I don't know what I was talking about. Titles are there now.

To me the music in the AV clips is kind of the best part. But their whole style is bizarre to begin with. Like, okay, just sit there, shift around, look around, occasionally finger the material of your clothing, periodically roughly handle a surgically augmented appendage, etc.

Favorite piece of the search engine chunk so far: Alvin & The Shipmunks.

Found 'hell' but no 'inferno', 'heaven' but no 'paradise.' Ah well.

I love the aerobics videos!

Ricky Jay is one of my genuine heroes. He is incredible.

Spelunky clip: one of the best out there. Music from Katamari. Good captioning. So funny.

I'd resisted posting that particular Honda CB 750 clip until now because, and this may sound weird, but I *do not* support such dangerous and reckless driving. Especially on a motorcycle. This guy is going to end up paralyzed or dead. (I really want a CB 750. And they're probably cheaper than a top-of-the-line Canon or Nikon, hilariously enough.) But yes... which I guess doesn't explain or justify why I posted that video to begin with. You suck, Black Forest CB 750 guy!

Ryan said...

Ricky Jay is quite amazing.

And yes, Joe, the music in the Japanese girl clips is quite disconcerting, but somehow an integral part in the entire 'weird' vibe they seem to be exhibiting.