Ugh.

Best acceptance speech ever.



Haircut in Chinatown today while I waited for my lenses to be cut. I forgot how much I like hanging around the Chinese. They were all glued to some shitty soap opera regarding fencing, set to pumping techno, including the guy cutting my hair. Then later I went to my school's health services and had my ears flushed out after a week of putting drops in there and not being able to here a goddamn thing, wondering how I was going to look with a hearing aid. It is amazing the amount of stuff that comes out of there, although the water shooting through your inner ear feels like someone is fucking your brain. Now I have Daredevil hearing. I had to cut my phone's volume in half. If you have insurance, I heartily recommend it. It's really amazing.

I was dancing around to this video this morning, and suddenly started really going for it, as if I were Hammer not touching it or something, to the point where I got a bit winded and had to sit down, just in time for the saxophone break. Nice.



Time for the most self centered post I've yet done. Regular readers know that I don't really post pictures of myself on the site, with only one previous exception. Black Tintin has done well enough. But... well... here goes.

So. Rewind a few years, to me before I got glasses. (That's my old room. A disaster.)


Good times. After glasses.



Not a bad deal. Glasses, a shirt and jacket, and a pack of cigarettes.
So let's see me present day, sans glasses again. (New room. Lurvely.) Hmm, Photo Booth is so boring. I know! I'll throw a fireball. The video will be more fun than actually explaining what I mean. Hadouken!








Blocked.


And then, new glasses.


Goodbye. (I'd say another couple years before I post more pictures of myself. Congratulations, Maggie! I miss you.)